#author: tossukka

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Significant Severe  |  Explicit  |  21,700

Author: Tossukka  |  Artist: girlinthemirrorbluenight

A TV meteorologist Castiel Novak believes storm chasers who livestream their adventures online must only be looking for adrenaline rushes from dangerous situations. When an attractive storm chaser Dean Winchester and Castiel meet at their shared alma mater’s alumni event, they end up arguing over the issue. To show Castiel the realities of his work, Dean invites Castiel to join him on a chase for a few weeks. Castiel is intrigued, and unexpectedly, his employer agrees to let him count it as field work.

After their disastrous first meeting, Castiel expects to share a civil but distant working relationship with Dean. And yet, in the volatile atmosphere of the tornado season, both the storms and Castiel’s attraction to Dean grow more intense day by day.

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Pairings: Dean/Cas, minor Jody/Donna, mentioned Charlie/Dorothy, past Dean/others, past Cas/others

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, past minor character death, severe tornado damage, injured people (no graphic descriptions), alcohol use, storm related trauma

Tags: Enemies to friends to lovers, human AU, storm chaser Dean, meteorologist Cas, road trip, alternate universe – scientists, Mutual pining, Dean and Cas need to use their words

[destielomegaversebigbang]

The Right Kind of Company

Author: Tossukka

Artist: sidewinder

Rating: Explicit

Summary: As long as Castiel remains unmated, he cannot get the promotion he has worked so hard for at his family’s business. Castiel tells about his problem to Dean who works at his favorite bar and ends up asking Dean to play his date for a family event. Despite Castiel being attracted to him, Castiel knows his family would hate the independent and outspoken omega and would rather give him the promotion than see him mated with Dean.

It’s a perfect plan until it’s not.

Warnings/Tags: Alternate Universe – Modern Setting, Alternate Universe – Not Supernatural, Fake dating, Friends to lovers, Didn’t know they were dating, there was only one bed, mating cycles/in heat, Alpha Cas, Omega Dean, Bartender Dean, Mechanic Dean, Office worker Cas, Family drama, POV alternates between Dean and Cas, Mutual pining, No Archive Warnings Apply, noncon touching (not between Dean/Cas), suspected drugging attempt, sexism, sexist language, alcohol use

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[deancasswitchbang]

Second Weekend of June

TITLE: Second Weekend of June AUTHOR: Tossukka (@sitruunavohveli​) ARTIST: DimitriRmy (@dimitrirmy​)

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PAIRINGS: Dean/Castiel, side Sam/Eileen MAJOR ARCHIVE WARNINGS: No Archive Warnings Apply TAGS: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe – Human, Strangers to Lovers, Anonymous Sex, Hidden identity, Weddings, Best Man Dean Winchester, Man of Honor Castiel, One Night Stands, Stag Nights & Bachelor Parties, Bachelorette Party, Semi-Public Sex, Identity Reveal, Angst and Fluff and Smut, Humor

SUMMARY:

It’s a tale as old as time. Two men meet, give each other fake names, and have a one night stand. It’s fun and uncomplicated, and they never expect to meet again. They’re both keeping busy planning a wedding among other things anyway, Dean as the best man to Sam, Castiel as the man of honor to his best friend Eileen.

Except then they do meet again and start developing feelings for each other.

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The Heart of a Legend || Mature || 20,200 words

Author: sitruunavohveli (Tossukka)

Artist: hawkland (sidewinder)

Summary:

In academic circles Dean is known as just another Winchester consumed by the idea of the legend of Atlantis. After losing both of his parents and his academic reputation to the obsession, Dean is ready to give up, when one night he and his brother are invited to meet an old friend, Bobby. Bobby gives Dean an old journal with instructions on how to find the lost continent and tells them about an expedition arranged to look for Atlantis and an ancient, long-lost source of energy contained there.

Dean and Sam agree to join the adventure. The journey ahead is long and dangerous, and no one can predict what they will find at their destination or if they ever even manage to get there alive.

Source Material: Atlantis: The Lost Empire

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Pairings: Dean Winchester/Castiel, background Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, minor character deaths, non-graphic violence, people going missing, a civilization nearly gets destroyed, corporate greed

Tags: Alternate Universe - Atlantis: The Lost Empire Fusion, Alternate Universe - Disney Fusion, Academic Dean Winchester, Action/Adventure, Strangers to Friends to Lovers

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Here is the official post! **squee**

Title: Truth, Beauty, Free Will, Love

Tossukka | spn-fanfic-reblogs-writes

Pairing: Castiel/Dean Winchester

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con, Temporary Character Death

Tags: Alternate Universe - Moulin Rouge! Fusion, Strangers to Lovers, Prostitute Dean Winchester, Angel Castiel, Angst and Romance, Angels are Dicks

Summary: Dean is a courtesan and the star of a nightclub longing for a normal life and a chance to find his brother again. Castiel is an angel living in the shadow of his siblings, wanting a chance to make his own choices for once. One night their paths cross.

This story is about truth, beauty, freedom but above all things, this story is about love.

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[youryurigoddess]

A Prophecy and a Curse

Is a story written by Tossukka I had the immense pleasure to collaborate on for the 2024 Good Omens Fairy Tale Bang (@fairytalegobang).

It was a dark and stormy night, so Aziraphale didn’t think twice before letting a similarly dark and completely drenched traveler in with no expectations of payment. Genuine acts of kindness like that rarely came easily to those who spent their whole lives in hospitality, but Aziraphale was never considered normal; certainly not by his parents, who had left their newborn at his Godmother Tracy’s inn a quarter century ago. Good thing that the handsome and now only slightly damp stranger — who introduced himself as Crowley — didn’t seem exactly normal either.

Long story short, first impressions were proven false, a friendship was born and then bloomed into something else, and Aziraphale slowly started to understand that sometimes it took a person much more than shedding of their wet coat and a pair of sunglasses — even more than shared meals and drinks, family stories and heated glances — to make their identity truly seen.

There was a vast difference between seeing and knowing though, and only crossing that final boundary could lead to a true Happily Ever After. Before Aziraphale and Crowley found their way back to each other there, on the very first day of the rest of their lives, they had to face their individual families and destinies head-on. And they did it with style.

Please give the author some well-deserved love and encouragement in the comments, and be ready to read the full story soon on AO3!

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The year is 1809. Crowley’s friend Jane is a master smuggler of both goods and information who seems to know exactly who people are and how they act. She asks Crowley’s help with a larger robbery she has been planning, and Crowley agrees without hesitation. Meanwhile Aziraphale has been helping her friend, a brilliant author Miss Austen revise her novel manuscripts in the hopes that they could one day be published for the wider audiences. Aziraphale finds the books witty, innovative character studies of British gentry, but getting a romance novel written by a woman published in the early 1800s would take a real miracle.

When Aziraphale accompanies Jane to a ball, they run into Crowley, and all three are surprised by the other two being acquainted. Although the angel and the demon are happy to not poke further into each other’s businesses with Miss Austen, Jane seems to be convinced her two friends are in the middle of a great love story like from one of her novels and need some encouragement to admit their true feelings.

Words: 10,400

Status: Complete

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

@sitruunavohveli

Art Credit: Jane Austen – a portrait by her sister Cassandra

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Illustration for the fic Literature and Liquor by @sitruunavohveli (Tossukka), as part of the @go-minisode-minibang 2024.

"The year is 1809. Crowley’s friend Jane is a master smuggler of both goods and information who seems to know exactly who people are and how they act. Meanwhile Aziraphale has been helping her friend, a brilliant author Miss Austen revise her novel manuscripts in the hopes that they could one day be published for the wider audiences. When Aziraphale accompanies Jane to a ball, they run into Crowley, and all three are surprised by the other two being acquainted."

I enjoyed a lot researching and designing the clothes and the appearances of both Aziraphale and Crowley in 1809. I wanted Aziraphale to actually sport some slightly outdated fashion choiches!

On top of that I also had the chance to draw one of the most important English authors, the one and only Jane Austen, aka the brains behind the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery, brandy smuggler, master spy :D Close ups under the cut!

What a piece of work that Jane Austen!

[aziraphales-library]

Hi hi!

Do we have any Jane Austen + Crowley interactions fic in this household?

Thanks and have a nice day ^^

We have a #jane austen tag, the last post on which features a couple. But here is a post dedicated to Crowley & Jane Austen fics...

Goodbye, Dear Jane by siephilde42 (T)

Aziraphale asks Crowley if he has ever gotten attached to another person, and Crowley admits that he grew quite fond of a certain author. Crowley feels guilty because he never properly said goodbye to her, so Aziraphale proposes a trip through time.

well-versed in etiquette, extraordinarily nice by laiqualaurelote (G)

Once she had said to him, hoping to probe: “It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.” To which Mr Crowley had only responded: “What do you know of the universe, Miss Austen?” In which Jane Austen, criminal mastermind and aspiring novelist, pulls off the 1810 Clerkenwell Diamond Robbery, with the help of a certain demon.

All those truths (some not so universally acknowledged) by strawberriesandtophats (E)

In which Aziraphale and Crowley meet up at a party during the Regency Period and have a great time eavesdropping on a certain famous author.

Literature and Liquor by Tossukka (T)

The year is 1809. Crowley’s friend Jane is a master smuggler of both goods and information who seems to know exactly who people are and how they act. She asks Crowley’s help with a larger robbery she has been planning, and Crowley agrees without hesitation. Meanwhile Aziraphale has been helping her friend, a brilliant author Miss Austen revise her novel manuscripts in the hopes that they could one day be published for the wider audiences. Aziraphale finds the books witty, innovative character studies of British gentry, but getting a romance novel written by a woman published in the early 1800s would take a real miracle. When Aziraphale accompanies Jane to a ball, they run into Crowley, and all three are surprised by the other two being acquainted. Although the angel and the demon are happy to not poke further into each other’s businesses with Miss Austen, Jane seems to be convinced her two friends are in the middle of a great love story like from one of her novels and need some encouragement to admit their true feelings.

'Not Enough to Tempt Me' by ZephyrOfAllTrades (T)

Aziraphale found a new friend. A budding writer who unfortunately dabbles in matchmaking. It was all fun and games until she reunited with a familiar red-headed demon.

- Mod D

[deancaspinefest]

Significant severe

Author: Tossukka | Artist: girlinthemirrorbluenight

Posting on Monday March 25

A TV meteorologist Castiel Novak believes storm chasers who livestream their adventures online must only be looking for adrenaline rushes from dangerous situations. When an attractive storm chaser Dean Winchester and Castiel meet at their shared alma mater’s alumni event, they end up arguing over the issue. To show Castiel the realities of his work, Dean invites Castiel to join him on a chase for a few weeks. Castiel is intrigued, and unexpectedly, his employer agrees to let him count it as field work. After their disastrous first meeting, Castiel expects to share a civil but distant working relationship with Dean. And yet, in the volatile atmosphere of the tornado season, both the storms and Castiel’s attraction to Dean grow more intense day by day.

Keep reading for a sneak preview!

“Now, now, storm chasers are an important part of the weather industry. You know that as well as I do, Castiel,” a man said speaking in a British accent. “Personally I just don’t think the people who voluntarily drive themselves in the middle of what is often hell on Earth can be in their right minds. They end up blocking the roads and making an already dangerous situation even more so,” the one who had been called Castiel said. Dean frowned. “But they do good too. Collect data, confirm warnings, save lives.” “I’m only saying I believe they must have some self-destructive tendencies, that is all.” Dean couldn’t listen more without interrupting. “Excuse me?” he said and pushed his way to the two men. “Sorry for pushing my nose where it doesn’t belong, but I couldn’t help overhearing the discussion.” The dark-haired man’s bright blue eyes widened a little as he saw Dean. There was a hint of recognition in them, and Dean suspected the man already knew who he was. “Heh, my name is Dean Winchester. Well, I work as a storm chaser among other things. Your discussion sounded interesting,” Dean introduced himself. “Oh-ho! There we go, Cassie. You can talk to a professional about your suspicions,” the British guy said. “Call me Balthazar, Dean. Nice to meet you.” Even in the middle of his annoyance, Dean couldn’t help noticing Castiel was just his type. Except that he was clearly an asshole. Well no, that also had been very much Dean’s type over the years. Shit. “So Cas, you think I like risking my life for cheap thrills then?” Dean asked, not bothering to beat around the bush. Castiel frowned. “Don’t you?” “Oh dude, it’s so much more than that. I can admit there’s an element of thrill being so close to the greatest forces of nature, but just so you know, storm chasers take a lot of cautionary measures to keep themselves safe during chasing,” Dean said. “It’s not just aimlessly driving around like maniacs and blocking roads from other citizens. There’s a lot of science connected to it, and a bit of experience needed to keep yourself and others out of trouble.” “I don’t doubt that, Dean,” Castiel said. “I’m sure you are very good at what you do. But you are putting yourself needlessly in danger.” “I’m not,” Dean said. “Listen, have you ever been storm chasing?” “No.” “Okay then,” Dean said. “How about this? Do you want to join me for the peak of the Southern Plains tornado season? Let’s say May? Two weeks, full month, whatever works for you. Get a taste of the cheap thrills.” “I…” Cas hesitated. “I don’t think I can take that much time off work.” “I’ll give you some time to consider,” Dean said and pulled out his business card. Charlie had designed them, and they had a little drawn picture of his beloved Impala driving towards a looming comic book version of a tornado next to his name. “Call me if you want to try it.”

(continue reading on Ao3 on Monday March 25)

[destielomegaversebigbang]

The Initial Spark

Author: Tossukka

Artist: Nickelkeep

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Castiel has never felt sexual attraction or understood why everyone else seems to go wild over people they meet for the first time. When his mother pressures him towards finding a mate and settling down, Castiel’s friend Dean offers to arrange some dates for him. Since Castiel likes the thought of finding love, at least in theory, he agrees.

With Dean’s help, Castiel keeps going on first dates, trying to find the magic spark he thinks he’s missing. What he finds may not be exactly what he was looking for.

Warnings/Tags: No Archive Warnings Apply, Temporary Castiel/Mick Davies, Temporary Castiel/Other(s), Past Dean Winchester/Other(s), Non-Traditional Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha/Alpha, Alpha Castiel, Alpha Dean Winchester, Demisexual Castiel, Alternate Universe- No Supernatural, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Friends to Lovers, idiots to lovers, Angst and Romance, Humor, finding identity, Internalized Acephobia, Coffee Shops, Restaurants, Bar Nights, Office Worker Dean Winchester, Office Worker Castiel, First Dates, Oblivious Castiel, Pining, Miscommunication, Confused Castiel

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My fav historically accurate Good Omens fics

Ps. I such at summaries or uh explanations. But I loved all of them. That's what I can say.

Aaand I'll keep this updated as I read more. As one should.

1. Do You Know What Eternity Is? By Elderly_Worm

Probably one of my all times favs. Maybe my all times fav. Soooo long, Words: 373,711 Chapters: 606/606, but sooo worth it. Basically Aziraphale and Crowley through the centuries. The historical research 👨‍🍳🤌💋 Didn't really like the end but oh well, felt too rushed, maybe because in the latest centuries so much stuff happens in little time; still 9,9/10

2. DYKWEI extras by Elderly_Worm

What the title says, extended version of some scenes. Can be read as standalones.

3. The Ways We Loved by doyouwannadance

Inspired by DYKWEI. Cute them chatting.

4. Ark Gallery by Olfactory_Ventriloquism

Don't even have words for this one. I mean I have them but they're mostly nonsense like AAAHH CROWLEY... AJVDOSBWP, RELATED TO HIM TOO MUCH, KIKKED MY FEET A LOT AND WANTED TO SCREAM WHILE READING THIS.

5. Quisquis Amat or How am I Going to be an Optimist About This? by Olfactory_Ventriloquism

Set in Pompeii. Uh. Crowley is good with kids. Most of these are btw lol. YEAH LOVELY GO READ IT IF YOU LOVE THE ROMAN ERA.

6. Not Fall But Disembark by Olfactory_Ventriloquism

Short, focused around Aziraphale, loved the writing and also during this one wanted to scream a lot.

7. Literature and Liquor by Tossukka

SO. GOOD. THE JANE AUSTEN MINISODE WE DESERVED.

8. see, how the most dangerous thing is to love by theleftoveryou

This and the following one, cute one shots abt em during the war of Troy. Also lil patrochilles, not really fond of them but cute. Also everything else by this author is short and cute.

I, carrion (icarian)

Found out that there are like 14 with the title inspired by this song, which fair, cuz, IT'S THEIR SONG I LOVE IT SM, but 14 is not so much ykwim...

1. don't fall away from me by cassieoh_draws (cassieoh), ilikeblue

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH. If possible, made me want to scream and/or cry more than the others. Angsty.

Non historical ones:

1. Side Mission by KannaOphelia

Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship. Basically they discover Warlock is not the antichrist two years before than in the serie aaaand go to Tadfield and stuff. I usually don't like this trope but this was cute.

2. Taking Steps by JoyAndOtherStories

Set in the modern day. Crowley and Aziraphale take dance lessons 🕺 💃 🕺 💃 🕺 💃

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Second Weekend of June

Author: Tossukka (@sitruunavohveli​) Artist: DimitryRmy (@dimitrirmy) No Major Archive Warnings Tags: anonymous sex, hidden identity, weddings, one night stands, bachelor & bachelorette parties, semi-public sex

Summary: It’s a tale as old as time. Two men meet, give each other fake names, and have a one-night stand. It’s fun and uncomplicated, and they never expect to meet again. They’re both keeping busy planning a wedding among other things anyway, Dean as the best man to Sam, Castiel as the man of honor to his best friend Eileen.

Except then they do meet again and start developing feelings for each other.

Preview: “One Irish Coffee, please,” a deep, raspy voice said to the bartender, and Dean gave a glance to the new customer.

At least Dean had meant to only give a glance, but he found himself unable to turn his eyes back. The guy had taken off his woolen hat which had left his dark hair pointing in every direction. His face was handsome, and he had slight stubble on his cheeks. The trench coat wasn’t attractive but since it was wet from sleet, the guy removed it and put it away. Underneath he was wearing what Dean assumed to be a work suit. After getting his drink, he glanced towards Dean and gave a slight smile. Dean took that as an invitation.

“Hey,” Dean said and moved to sit next to the guy.

“Hello,” the man answered, and the smile stayed on his lips.

“Haven’t seen you before,” Dean said. “New to town?”

“Actually just here for work,” he said. For a moment he looked like he was about to say something more, but he shut his mouth again and instead took a sip of his drink.

“You look like you had a long day too,” Dean said. “I can screw off if you’d rather be alone.”

“No, it’s fine. I would like some company,” the man said and gave Dean a once over. “Only… Okay, let me be honest here for a moment?”

“Sure,” Dean said and took a sip out of his own glass.

“I’ve only just broken up from a complicated relationship, and I’m not looking for anything serious. Nothing that would further complicate my life. So I’m going to give you a fake name. Is that alright?”

Okay, that was new. Dean could take some uncomplicated, not serious for one night. Not like he had never had anonymous sex before.

“Sounds like a deal. You can call me Michael,” Dean said and reached out to shake the man’s hand.

“Is that your real name?”

“No.”

The man laughed.

“Thank God. You can call me Jimmy,” Jimmy said and shook Dean’s hand.

“So. Why was your workday shit? Bad boss? Overenthusiastic coworkers? Office gossip?” Dean asked.

“None of those. We have a big project going on in cooperation between offices from two different cities. So I’ve been to meetings all day and in every single one I’ve had to pretend to be ‘innovative’, ‘excited’, and ‘extroverted’. I’m none of those things, so pretending in front of strangers for over nine hours gets a bit rough,” Jimmy explained making full on air quotes with his hands. Dean thought it was adorable.

“Why are none of your coworkers here drinking with you?”

“I assume they were rather tired as well. Or had families to go home to. Maybe they didn’t want to brave the weather,” Jimmy said. “I was also only going for one drink and then go back to my hotel room.”

“Mmm, is your hotel far away?” Dean asked emptying the rest of his whisky. Jimmy smiled again.

“Just one block over,” he answered.

“Perfect.”

POSTING BETWEEN APRIL 23rd AND MAY 6th, 2023!

[spnbangbang]

Achingly familiar

Author: Tossukka

Artist: riverwithoutbanks

Primary Ship: Dean/Castiel

Other Ships: mentioned Sam/Eileen

Length: 5,000

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, nonconsensual dream walking, dream sex, temporary major character death (Castiel in the Empty)

Tags: Canon divergence, Season 15, finale doesn’t exist, Castiel’s deal with the Empty, dream walking, wing kink, enthusiastic consent, Castiel and Dean Winchester need to use their words, dream sex, dreams vs. reality, mutual pining, angst and smut and romance, friends to lovers, love confessions, happy ending

Summary The ache of the knowledge that Castiel’s feelings were reciprocated but Castiel couldn’t do anything about it made the feelings of love mix up with grief and anger about the circumstances. It was not a happy feeling and as long as he was tied to the Empty through his deal, the happiness of loving would never be undiluted.

His solution had been to touch Dean where the Empty couldn’t reach either of them.

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[dcbtv]

Title: Unless you’re choosing me

Author: Tossukka

Artist: zybynarx

Song: You’re Losing Me

Posting date: September 19th, 2024

Rating: Explicit

Any archive warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Top 10 main tags: Post-Canon, The finale doesn’t exist, Angst with a Happy Ending, Castiel is Saved from the Empty, Friends to Lovers, Established Relationship, Break-up, POV Castiel, Castiel and Dean Winchester Need to Use Their Words, Castiel and Dean Winchester Live Together

Summary: Castiel remembered looking at this room when they had just moved in. It had felt so full of hope, love, and light. Now he felt the same kind of darkness he had felt in the Empty. The kind that would swallow him, drown him if he gave it the chance. All this time he had thought a cure would come through for him and Dean, but now he feared it never would.

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[zybynarx]

Although Cas had seen Dean looking hurt in every possible way over the years, his expression would have broken his heart if it wasn’t already in pieces. “Cas, I don’t understand,” he said. “I know you don’t,” Castiel answered. “That is the main problem, isn’t it?”

This is only a small snippet of the beautiful story that @sitruunavohveli created for this year's @dcbtv event! Do yourself a favor and go check out the beautifully heart-wrenching (but with a happy ending) story HERE!

If you happened to click the "keep reading" link, welcome to the artist comments section!

Man... I feel a little bad for Cas because I decided to draw the scene where he's driven away but had to pull over to start crying. There are so many beautiful scenes in this story, yet for some reason this was the scene that jumped out to me the most! I told Tossukka about it, and this is what she had to say about it:

" I tried to capture in my opinion one of the most tragic things about their whole friendship/relationship which is Dean having fear of rejection, and wanting Cas to stay without him having to ask it, and Cas feeling he is not important to anyone unless he's useful so he always leaves, either to do something useful or sacrificing himself to protect others. The crying in the car is because I think Cas hates leaving just as much as Dean hates being left behind. 🥺 "

My heart got sucker punched in the feels after reading this response and I was HELLA determined to do my best to reflect that response as well as the hurt in the song with my drawing!

For the banner... I think some people may be a little confused by it so let me explain! As I was reading the story, the thought occurred to me of how lonely Cas was feeling throughout. And so my brain, being the angst monster it likes to be at times, thought, "Cas is lonely within their home just like he would have been lonely in the Empty." So that's why it looks like the empty is coming for him! It's not really... it's just symbolic. XD

I want to give my author a super huge shout-out and lots of kudos! She did such a fantastic job with this story with how she wrote the characters and how she takes you on this emotional roller coaster with these two! My heart ached and soared at so many different points while reading and I can't stop recommend it enough!

I'd also like to give a big thanks to the mods who run the DeanCas Bang (Taylor's Version) every year! This is one of the bangs I always look forward to participating in! Thanks for all of your hard work, and thank you especially for the small check-in extension when shiz hit the fan IRL for me.

Thanks for reading this far if you have!